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Kia Demotivational Poster

My Father Told Me Once -

TAGS: honor duty kia military army
Rating: 4.67/5

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Pikeman - November 6, 2015, 3:13 am
The two greatest blessings a man can get is someone worth living for and a cause worth dying for.

DEVOTION - More than just words on a fancy scrap of paper.

TAGS: military wife kia war marine
Rating: 4.7/5

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Krissie - July 4, 2011, 11:29 am
5sad lions.... :'(


TAGS: goldfish dancing paraprosdokian humor poster
Rating: 4.89/5

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Rick69 - February 29, 2016, 1:22 pm
lgvernon - February 29, 2016, 10:47 am

Only the one spatula, huh? (Thanks!)
concern3 - February 29, 2016, 3:28 am
Definitely an up yours
MissPriss - February 28, 2016, 10:37 pm
No seriously...I had a goldfish that did something similar to that, several times, til 1 day found him dried to the wall. Couldn't even pry him off with a spatula...no dinner that night :(
GaryO - February 28, 2016, 7:09 pm

FIRST TIME - Yes, it was the first time for me. I was a little afraid. You were amazing. Let me catch my breath. Of course I want to do it again. Harder please this time. OK, tire swing, here we go !


TAGS: war mia kia honor service
Rating: 4.96/5

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deeplink1010 - April 22, 2013, 9:08 am
The Bingo balls is the famous game in the gambling world as you all know very well.

JESUS CHRIST! - Put some clothes on!

TAGS: regeneration i thought only namekians could do that shit is goku like dragon ball jesus i wonder
Rating: 4.24/5

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bluewizard - March 14, 2011, 8:41 pm
It caught me by suprise..I almost spit my drink all over my monitor when I started laughing.
heathentod - May 20, 2010, 6:12 pm
OMG (no pun intended)! I love it! 5Ls fo sho!
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 3:50 pm
Oh, ok... I see. Thought you were drudging up some memories.
Bartimaeus - April 4, 2010, 3:44 pm
Safe for work, I mean...I think.
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 3:41 pm
Bartimaeus - April 4, 2010, 3:39 pm
If Jesus' junk isn't safe, who's is? lol
forseti - April 4, 2010, 3:30 pm
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 1:00 pm


TAGS: kia
Rating: 4/5

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DID SOMEONE ASK - If there was a doctor in the house?

TAGS: doctor jack kevorkian suicide
Rating: 3.17/5

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BoneCD - June 5, 2009, 5:32 pm



TAGS: jack kevorkian quote
Rating: 4.65/5

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Reality Lord - June 4, 2011, 4:50 pm

epic dude

SYMPATHY - No one has cared more than him!


TAGS: kia work horse motor show show girls surprise
Rating: 4.39/5

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agdaniele - March 23, 2011, 11:39 pm
KIA - also known as Killed In Action. Not the best selling point for veterans.


TAGS: kentuckian first second cousin family
Rating: 4.43/5

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GreyScorpion - June 2, 2010, 11:04 am
sure, you had to bring that family episode up....Cousin Daisy should have run faster if she didn't want me to catch her. 5L
Faceplant31 - June 2, 2010, 10:58 am

WINCE - This is why I do it, everytime someone thanx me for my service and sacrifice. Oh I was "there", but not "HERE".

It Happened In Kandahar -

TAGS: military soldier army kia respect
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - August 9, 2013, 11:04 pm
Thank you for the kind words and the excellent ratings. :)
MissPriss - August 9, 2013, 5:12 pm
And there is any wonder as to why you were missed around here? A 5L indeed!
Greybeard - August 9, 2013, 7:46 am
Thank you. Its a very powerful photo...
rerun - August 9, 2013, 7:09 am

This is the 1st poster I see upon arrival this morning. The bar for today has already been set & it is quite high. Excellent poster

What to do, what to do…….. -

TAGS: paraprosdokian pics and prose
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - December 25, 2013, 6:01 pm
Thanks RL. Merry Christmas, M'Lord
Reality Lord - December 25, 2013, 5:37 pm

OMG, i took the bait...nice finish gary. merry christmas


TAGS: paraprosdokian fear humor irony love
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - October 24, 2013, 12:14 pm

Thanks, CL and GaryO. Paraprosdokians are a favorite device of mine. I looked for a long time for a graphic to go with this one. Then this guy popped up. I think he's super creepy to me because his handsomeness belies what's in his gaze. C.R.E.E.P.Y.
GaryO - October 24, 2013, 9:16 am
I so love the paraprosdokian facet of humor
GaryO - October 24, 2013, 9:12 am
He He
chickenlittle - October 24, 2013, 12:14 am
That's great LG, love the little twist at the end, 5L :)



THE WHEELS ON THE BUS - Go round and round...The allies under the bus go crunch, crunch, crunch crunch, crunch, crunch...all through the town.

TAGS: britian poland czechoslovakia israel obama
Rating: 2.29/5

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GodsWorshipMe - September 28, 2009, 4:44 pm
Oh look! It's the political shortbus to hell!

HEY! - That's not a Nokia 8800! I looked it up! Graffiti lied to me...


TAGS: paraprosdokian humor bar poster
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - March 19, 2015, 10:23 pm

rerun - March 19, 2015, 8:11 pm

I really shouldn't post personal stuff to facebook.
GaryO - March 19, 2015, 8:29 am
Sweet. Here's to a wonderful rendition (raisin' the glass.
Silverheart - March 19, 2015, 1:36 am

Go to another location and vote again using a different IP address. I'm just gonna give it a 5L this one time...
Bandit5906 - March 18, 2015, 1:04 pm
Any way to 5L twice?


TAGS: intruder fright startled paraprosdokian
Rating: 5/5

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Greeny - May 3, 2015, 3:38 pm
Cat flushing your toilet again?
mizzdizz - May 2, 2015, 11:06 pm
LOL!!! Happens every time my neighbors turn on the washing machine when I'm in the shower! The sudden drop in water pressure is a bit startling! Great poster IgV! Nice and spooky! 5L!


TAGS: winning losing paraprosdokian humor
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - October 28, 2014, 1:00 am

Thedge - October 28, 2014, 12:16 am
M'goth, again to m'tongue! More 25 thent wordth than Carter hath Liver Pillth ! Nithe one, though.


TAGS: drinking humor paraprosdokian
Rating: 5/5

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Rick69 - March 1, 2016, 3:40 am
Funny thing (probably better-suited on forum), I've never drunk but most bartenders in my locality know me... The perks of being the designated driver for my alcoholic excuses of friends.


TAGS: alone valentine paraprosdokian sarcastic humor
Rating: 4.93/5

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NickDahlmier - February 11, 2016, 11:35 am
Yeah, but it's hard for most to do it "properly".
Silverheart - February 1, 2016, 5:46 pm

There's always 'self love'.
spacedog - February 1, 2016, 12:21 am


TAGS: aging paraprosdokian hair humor
Rating: 4.73/5

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Rick69 - February 9, 2016, 5:09 pm
Gives a new meaning to meatball...
mizzdizz - February 6, 2016, 8:45 am
EW! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! 5 ROTFL lions!
MissPriss - February 6, 2016, 12:06 am
That changes my decision on supper tomorrow night...looks like the Chinese food wins again...teehee.
lgvernon - February 5, 2016, 8:52 pm

Thanks, Greeny.
Greeny - February 5, 2016, 8:49 pm